tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post111989217316323215..comments2007-04-14T13:25:45.669-04:00Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16679056777253685887noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120403396998779412005-07-03T11:09:00.000-04:002005-07-03T11:09:00.000-04:00Well "anonymous", the beauty of creation is it's diversity. Look at all the variations in humanity...short, tall, thin, fat, brown, white, tan, brown hair, blode hair...etc.<BR/><BR/>Most theologians believe that "in my image" refers to my physical appearance, but here's the problem with that theory...I'm God. I have no "physical" appearance.<BR/><BR/>The truth about "in my image" is actually quite simple...I encompass ALL of your traits in one. Since I have no physical being you were created in the image I have taken for myself...one head, two arms and two legs.<BR/><BR/>But while mankind was created in a more "primative" form, and I've said above that evolution is indeed a reality, I never said Darwin was completely right about man's origin. Mankind and simians are related...closely, but they're not the same thing.<BR/><BR/>So, riddle me this anonymous...if man has evolved from apes, why do apes still exist?Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12459807755369290932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120368263378938622005-07-03T01:24:00.000-04:002005-07-03T01:24:00.000-04:00Okay, here's my question. If you created us in your image and then Darwin's evolutionary theory is true, does that mean that you actually look like an ape?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120366497228701602005-07-03T00:54:00.000-04:002005-07-03T00:54:00.000-04:00Well thanks for the complement...I think.Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12459807755369290932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120364977673063032005-07-03T00:29:00.000-04:002005-07-03T00:29:00.000-04:00Dear God, <BR/><BR/>You are mervyfab.<BR/><BR/>Just so you know.<BR/><BR/>~The 01ersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120252240086845722005-07-01T17:10:00.000-04:002005-07-01T17:10:00.000-04:00<B><I>Random Personae :</B></I><BR/>Well technically I didn't write the Bible. I gave the idea to one of my early disciples so he could collect the teachings and interesting things that happened during our time together...call it a "road diary" if you will.<BR/><BR/>Well he liked the idea so much he kept on going after I had ascended...and unfortunately, as time went on and more people became involved things became a mess. I mean, the original hebrew was translated to greek, then to latin, then to early english...but the problem was everytime someone adapted it to a new language subtle changes began to happen.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you've seen the translation sites on your many surfing adventures...have you ever seen someone translate something to one language, then another, then another and then finally back to the original language? It's all total gobbledy-gook.<BR/><BR/>So while the Bible was, at the time, an excellent idea it slowly and inevitably became more convoluted as the ages wore on.<BR/><BR/><B><I>Penetrate Into My Mind :</B></I><BR/>In a manner of speaking Vedanta is absolutely correct...in so much as you and I are essentially one. You were made in my image which in a way makes you "God". However, humanity has shown time and time again an amazing and persistant ability to screw things up royally. With my omniescient knowledge I knew that while in theory God and man were one, it was absolutely imperative that they only be "godlike" and not actually "God". I mean, look at what you've done to the planet already...pollution, disease, famine...could I really trust you to run the universe?<BR/><BR/>I hope that helped to answer your questions...never let it be said that God was afraid to tackle the "tough issues".Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12459807755369290932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120244072740932552005-07-01T14:54:00.000-04:002005-07-01T14:54:00.000-04:00Hi,<BR/><BR/>There is a deeper truth of your saying I'm God, because it is indeed true according to Vedanta. What do you think?Penetrate into My Mindhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17115516922619991544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1120238294898857762005-07-01T13:18:00.000-04:002005-07-01T13:18:00.000-04:00Praised be! (I don't know if you're still into that kind of worship, but I thought I'd cover my bases)<BR/><BR/>I'm just curious: The Q&A on your blog pretty much sums up everything, so I wonder why you bothered with that whole bible thing - it being so long, convoluted, and contradictory and all. It seems like a waste of your time.Random Personaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06779938698501370860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1119974934851898772005-06-28T12:08:00.000-04:002005-06-28T12:08:00.000-04:00Hello anonymous...as though I don't know who you are...anyway, I've got an answer to your question about why I made farts funny.<BR/><BR/>Farts are funny because they're so embarassing. See, if you're on an elevator with a big time business man (think Donald Trump or somesuch) and he farts and it wasn't funny then you'd be stuck with simply a smelly little trip...but, with my Divine wisdom and keen cutting humor, now when that situation occurs you can laugh at him and actually feel superior to him as opposed to the other way around.<BR/><BR/>I hope that helps. Farts are an amazingly complicated piece of engineering so I'm glad you appreciate them.<BR/><BR/>Take care my child!Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12459807755369290932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13998280.post-1119972794174319192005-06-28T11:33:00.000-04:002005-06-28T11:33:00.000-04:00Dear God,<BR/><BR/>Why did you make farts so funny?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com